Thanks for the deluge of replies about "pomo theory," which, because
of a quirk of typeface rendering on my screen, for many weeks looked
distinctly like "porno theory." You can imagine my disappointment.
Anyhow, I did sort of go to college and read nearly a third of the
assigned readings in graduate school, so I have some idea what
postmodernist theory is like (enough to detest large portions of it,
anyway). It's just that, when it came to the abbreviated form, I
guess nobody hipped me to that, dude.
(I say we kill 'im.)
(And if you catch the allusion here, you really ARE sick, or at least
desperately in need of a hobby, as postmodernists tend to be.)